








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 467 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 350 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3169 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,854 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4585 | 36% |
| Smokes | 2912 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2630 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2727 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,143,740 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 138 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | luka | 45% | 22 |
| #2 | spunkyy | 44% | 55 |
| #3 | Timmy | 38% | 34 |
| #4 | -=BM=-Maximus | 37% | 30 |
| #5 | k4ngo | 36% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | spunkyy | 44% | 55 |
| #3 | Timmy | 38% | 34 |
| #4 | -=BM=-Maximus | 37% | 30 |
| #5 | k4ngo | 36% | 25 |
| #6 | _PsykoMaN | 28% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Timmy | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | spunkyy | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | -=BM=-Maximus | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | _PsykoMaN | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spunkyy | 205 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #2 | -=BM=-Maximus | 105 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | _PsykoMaN | 102 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | Timmy | 83 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | k4ngo | 72 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | luka | +0.85 | 87 | 71 |
| #2 | Timmy | +0.74 | 50 | 60 |
| #3 | _PsykoMaN | +0.67 | 63 | 70 |
| #4 | Chris♛ stonefire.io | -0.01 | 64 | 61 |
| #5 | spunkyy | -1.51 | 36 | 79 |





