








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1309 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 711 matches | ||
| Renown | 168 matches | ||
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9425 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 50,059 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11808 | 24% |
| Smokes | 12150 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 15000 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 11101 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,968,135 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 798 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EAZY# | 54% | 85 |
| #2 | pato | 54% | 84 |
| #3 | Pakaa | 50% | 86 |
| #4 | Fukkin' Loner | 48% | 139 |
| #5 | MorrisG | 47% | 159 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spunkyy | 18 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | _PsykoMaN | 8 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Ruthless | 6 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | MorrisG | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Fukkin' Loner | 4 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spunkyy | 1922 | 0.19 | 50 min |
| #2 | _PsykoMaN | 506 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #3 | Fukkin' Loner | 391 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #4 | Pakaa | 266 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #5 | pato | 157 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pakaa | +2.61 | 71 | 69 |
| #2 | _PsykoMaN | +1.28 | 60 | 71 |
| #3 | pato | +0.94 | 54 | 67 |
| #4 | Fukkin' Loner | +0.60 | 59 | 67 |
| #5 | MorrisG | +0.40 | 65 | 54 |





