








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1080 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 229 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3136 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,619 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1648 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1425 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1873 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1673 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $633,750 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1062 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ViNBenZiN | 27 | 0.0237 |
| #2 | offl1ne | 11 | 0.0088 |
| #3 | Vanapaps | 5 | 0.0088 |
| #4 | u wat | 4 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | OutJusTicE.. aka Rines | 3 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ViNBenZiN | 253 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| #2 | offl1ne | 170 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #3 | OutJusTicE.. aka Rines | 114 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #4 | u wat | 81 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | Vanapaps | 54 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OutJusTicE.. aka Rines | +3.96 | 73 | 67 |
| #2 | offl1ne | +2.49 | 71 | 62 |
| #3 | u wat | +0.73 | 55 | 49 |
| #4 | jobune | +0.54 | 56 | 39 |
| #5 | Vanapaps | +0.49 | 76 | 48 |





