








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 205 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1954 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,916 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2405 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3466 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2593 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2452 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,201,560 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 407 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zouns | 12 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | kana | 9 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | AleXsanTeri | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | hakkeritipu | 6 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | ツJuuso | 6 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zouns | 1039 | 0.20 | 24 min |
| #2 | kana | 770 | 0.19 | 23 min |
| #3 | Joynathan | 358 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #4 | hakkeritipu | 318 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #5 | AleXsanTeri | 303 | 0.08 | 8 min |





