








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 302 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 162 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
714 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 921 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 302 | 33% |
| Smokes | 209 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 79 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 331 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $356,996 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 926 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ra5zle | 53% | 17 |
| #2 | oKoL | 50% | 173 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ra5zle | 53% | 17 |
| #2 | oKoL | 50% | 173 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oKoL | 17 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | Ra5zle | 8 | 0.0259 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oKoL | 121 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #2 | Ra5zle | 26 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oKoL | +9.08 | 87 | 37 |
| #2 | Ra5zle | -1.83 | 39 | 39 |
| #3 | single pregnant rat | -4.73 | 40 | 25 |





