








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
905 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,729 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 294 | 17% |
| Smokes | 523 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 429 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 483 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $382,292 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 54 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☯Shinigami☯ | 78% | 9 |
| #2 | Կօ𝙥մ | 68% | 44 |
| #3 | Boomerang Jack | 68% | 47 |
| #4 | Lyzadko | 67% | 33 |
| #5 | Branislav | 65% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Boomerang Jack | 68% | 47 |
| #4 | Lyzadko | 67% | 33 |
| #5 | Branislav | 65% | 20 |
| #6 | F3_rda | 50% | 8 |
| #7 | YoPuMajkyJunior | 43% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Կօ𝙥մ | 7 | 0.0077 |
| #2 | Lyzadko | 6 | 0.0092 |
| #3 | Boomerang Jack | 4 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | ☯Shinigami☯ | 4 | 0.0248 |
| #5 | Branislav | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Boomerang Jack | 134 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #2 | Կօ𝙥մ | 95 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | Branislav | 77 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #4 | Lyzadko | 72 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | ☯Shinigami☯ | 20 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Կօ𝙥մ | +5.13 | 86 | 69 |
| #2 | ☯Shinigami☯ | +4.51 | 77 | 66 |
| #3 | YoPuMajkyJunior | +3.13 | 82 | 63 |
| #4 | Branislav | +2.10 | 61 | 70 |
| #5 | Boomerang Jack | +0.56 | 44 | 73 |





