








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 155 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 311 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3481 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,189 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3218 | 23% |
| Smokes | 4582 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3361 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3028 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $973,668 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 188 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ㋛ | 66% | 35 |
| #2 | ⭐Lips | 57% | 28 |
| #3 | Kršík | 47% | 47 |
| #4 | Dex | 45% | 158 |
| #5 | Pein | 44% | 176 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dex | 412 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #2 | Azzar | 402 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #3 | Pein | 332 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #4 | Kršík | 129 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | Branislav | 113 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Կօ𝙥մ | +2.99 | 83 | 63 |
| #2 | ㋛ | +2.29 | 74 | 70 |
| #3 | Azzar | +1.65 | 67 | 61 |
| #4 | ⭐Lips | +1.44 | 82 | 56 |
| #5 | Pein | +0.87 | 73 | 64 |





