








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 16 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
871 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,706 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1646 | 44% |
| Smokes | 801 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 443 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 816 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $177,650 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOT Relicc | 3 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | Kirstu66 | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | turboahtaaja | 1 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | FneXie | 1 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | NSeven ツ | 1 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kirstu66 | 78 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #2 | turboahtaaja | 66 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #3 | Frägä | 52 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | miksukin | 45 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | mestari | 40 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NSeven ツ | +3.17 | 80 | 58 |
| #2 | S E M I H U M A L A | +2.21 | 37 | 67 |
| #3 | Kirstu66 | +1.89 | 63 | 62 |
| #4 | xJ7 | +1.53 | 69 | 76 |
| #5 | niklas | +0.76 | 52 | 49 |





