








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 102 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1018 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,775 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 765 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1182 | 43% |
| HE Grenades | 310 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 518 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $280,702 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 47 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bot Tyson | 65% | 20 |
| #2 | Mick | 56% | 18 |
| #3 | The trash man | 54% | 48 |
| #4 | Ricky | 53% | 80 |
| #5 | AverageAdult | 52% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ricky | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | AverageAdult | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | The trash man | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Bot Tyson | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ricky | 236 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #2 | AverageAdult | 73 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | The trash man | 70 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | nealrock | 68 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | Bot Tyson | 67 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nealrock | +4.09 | 72 | 47 |
| #2 | Bot Tyson | +2.17 | 75 | 46 |
| #3 | Ricky | +1.53 | 67 | 56 |
| #4 | DranoDiet | +1.07 | 66 | 48 |
| #5 | AverageAdult | -0.26 | 41 | 51 |





