








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 67 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
435 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,060 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 286 | 27% |
| Smokes | 182 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 450 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 142 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $113,097 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 33 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brannoc | 55% | 11 |
| #2 | EleoN | 43% | 23 |
| #3 | TaShi | 37% | 30 |
| #4 | Jyle | 33% | 3 |
| #5 | gamin | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TaShi | 2 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | EleoN | 2 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | Jyle | 2 | 0.0282 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TaShi | 170 | 0.27 | 4 min |
| #2 | Jyle | 13 | 0.18 | 0 min |
| #3 | Brannoc | 10 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | EleoN | 8 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #5 | Icenerox | 1 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TaShi | +3.85 | 74 | 62 |
| #2 | EleoN | +2.28 | 61 | 19 |
| #3 | Brannoc | +1.94 | 60 | 44 |
| #4 | Jyle | +1.38 | 97 | 72 |
| #5 | 2ecky | -1.22 | 60 | 46 |





