








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 225 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2372 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,296 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2720 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2656 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2707 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2213 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $485,789 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 112 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RightInThePussy | 60% | 20 |
| #2 | Kravox | 56% | 18 |
| #3 | Fr3sh | 49% | 53 |
| #4 | JayP | 47% | 34 |
| #5 | Kung Fu Kenny | 46% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kung Fu Kenny | 7 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | -FinestAce | 4 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | JayP | 3 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | Fr3sh | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | RightInThePussy | 2 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -FinestAce | 160 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #2 | JayP | 110 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #3 | Kung Fu Kenny | 89 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | RightInThePussy | 87 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #5 | Kravox | 52 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RightInThePussy | +4.20 | 68 | 62 |
| #2 | Kung Fu Kenny | +2.76 | 74 | 59 |
| #3 | Shane01 | +1.68 | 87 | 46 |
| #4 | JayP | +1.54 | 62 | 68 |
| #5 | Kravox | +0.46 | 56 | 50 |





