








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1516 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 369 matches | ||
| Faceit | 214 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




123 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9676 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,566 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9129 | 36% |
| Smokes | 4069 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 7026 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5342 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,538,095 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4330 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | PoweredAqua | 61% | 108 |
| #5 | hovr | 60% | 53 |
| #6 | mitzy!!! | 60% | 85 |
| #7 | impale | 60% | 67 |
| #8 | duncan | 50% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mitzy!!! | 506 | 0.29 | 12 min |
| #2 | 希林娜依 | 468 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #3 | PoweredAqua | 261 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | misty | 255 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | impale | 227 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mei mei cat | +3.07 | 89 | 58 |
| #2 | misty | +1.99 | 76 | 61 |
| #3 | 希林娜依 | +1.90 | 58 | 67 |
| #4 | mitzy!!! | +1.69 | 77 | 68 |
| #5 | hovr | +0.01 | 73 | 53 |





