








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3888 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1273 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 364 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 155 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




138 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
16687 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,053 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5568 | 15% |
| Smokes | 10200 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 15067 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 7218 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $6,771,918 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11647 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | kalli666 | 50% | 256 |
| #5 | Hannibalism | 49% | 99 |
| #6 | It'sTrOniXz | 49% | 485 |
| #7 | ZAIS | 47% | 717 |
| #8 | Super_CHeeZz.. | 46% | 183 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hot Luko | +1.32 | 61 | 56 |
| #2 | Hannibalism | +0.31 | 61 | 62 |
| #3 | O.G | +0.02 | 44 | 72 |
| #4 | ZAIS | -0.52 | 50 | 57 |
| #5 | It'sTrOniXz | -0.55 | 66 | 63 |





