








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1434 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 864 matches | ||
| Faceit | 59 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 192 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9739 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,920 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5943 | 23% |
| Smokes | 5664 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 7589 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 6724 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,483,712 of utility $213 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 648 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 360hzPeek | Capsen | 55% | 74 |
| #2 | O.G | 51% | 55 |
| #3 | hot Luko | 49% | 99 |
| #4 | ArkoN | 49% | 115 |
| #5 | ZAIS | 45% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ZAIS | 45% | 64 |
| #6 | El Duderino | 45% | 109 |
| #7 | Max | :-) | 44% | 100 |
| #8 | xNi7rOx | 43% | 142 |
| #9 | clinics | 42% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hot Luko | 10 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | ArkoN | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | 360hzPeek | Capsen | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | ZAIS | 4 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | xNi7rOx | 3 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xNi7rOx | 437 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #2 | ArkoN | 264 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | O.G | 244 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #4 | clinics | 188 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | hot Luko | 154 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 360hzPeek | Capsen | +4.52 | 88 | 62 |
| #2 | hot Luko | +1.65 | 59 | 57 |
| #3 | xNi7rOx | +0.85 | 69 | 77 |
| #4 | O.G | +0.02 | 44 | 73 |
| #5 | Hannibalism | -0.15 | 59 | 59 |





