








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2237 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 472 matches | ||
| Wingman | 188 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 142 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
15003 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,578 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7683 | 23% |
| Smokes | 6597 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 8122 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 11176 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,199,560 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 358 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DNM ☆ ♛ ツ ✌ ✪ | 62% | 112 |
| #2 | My Fantasy ツ | 58% | 134 |
| #3 | ✪ Yato ☆♛ ツ ✌ | 56% | 668 |
| #4 | ๖ۣۜS𝖆𝖎𝖙𝖆𝖒𝖆 | 54% | 294 |
| #5 | ruri | 54% | 139 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DNM ☆ ♛ ツ ✌ ✪ | 62% | 112 |
| #2 | My Fantasy ツ | 58% | 134 |
| #3 | ✪ Yato ☆♛ ツ ✌ | 56% | 668 |
| #4 | ๖ۣۜS𝖆𝖎𝖙𝖆𝖒𝖆 | 54% | 294 |
| #5 | ruri | 54% | 139 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ๖ۣۜS𝖆𝖎𝖙𝖆𝖒𝖆 | 38 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | ✪ Yato ☆♛ ツ ✌ | 13 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | ruri | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | My Fantasy ツ | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | DNM ☆ ♛ ツ ✌ ✪ | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Yato ☆♛ ツ ✌ | 320 | 0.03 | 8 min |
| #2 | ruri | 274 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | ๖ۣۜS𝖆𝖎𝖙𝖆𝖒𝖆 | 233 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #4 | My Fantasy ツ | 187 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | DNM ☆ ♛ ツ ✌ ✪ | 46 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sei | +2.47 | 86 | 59 |
| #2 | My Fantasy ツ | +2.05 | 82 | 69 |
| #3 | ๖ۣۜS𝖆𝖎𝖙𝖆𝖒𝖆 | +1.45 | 83 | 43 |
| #4 | ✪ Yato ☆♛ ツ ✌ | -0.05 | 80 | 35 |
| #5 | DNM ☆ ♛ ツ ✌ ✪ | -0.82 | 58 | 33 |





