








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1783 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 508 matches | ||
| Wingman | 156 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 69 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10363 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,268 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2764 | 17% |
| Smokes | 3393 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 5134 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 4977 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,146,254 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1029 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ๖ۣۜS𝖆𝖎𝖙𝖆𝖒𝖆 | 57% | 232 |
| #2 | sei | 56% | 668 |
| #3 | DNM ☆ ♛ ツ ✌ ✪ | 54% | 87 |
| #4 | My Fantasy ツ | 51% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ๖ۣۜS𝖆𝖎𝖙𝖆𝖒𝖆 | 57% | 232 |
| #2 | sei | 56% | 668 |
| #3 | DNM ☆ ♛ ツ ✌ ✪ | 54% | 87 |
| #4 | My Fantasy ツ | 51% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ๖ۣۜS𝖆𝖎𝖙𝖆𝖒𝖆 | 43 | 0.0092 |
| #2 | sei | 1 | 0.0001 |
| #3 | My Fantasy ツ | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | DNM ☆ ♛ ツ ✌ ✪ | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sei | 726 | 0.06 | 18 min |
| #2 | ๖ۣۜS𝖆𝖎𝖙𝖆𝖒𝖆 | 181 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #3 | My Fantasy ツ | 117 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | DNM ☆ ♛ ツ ✌ ✪ | 32 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sei | +2.95 | 86 | 58 |
| #2 | My Fantasy ツ | +2.19 | 81 | 66 |
| #3 | ๖ۣۜS𝖆𝖎𝖙𝖆𝖒𝖆 | +1.46 | 79 | 42 |
| #4 | ✪ Yato ☆♛ ツ ✌ | +0.27 | 79 | 38 |
| #5 | DNM ☆ ♛ ツ ✌ ✪ | -0.45 | 55 | 30 |





