








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
395 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,106 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 261 | 24% |
| Smokes | 289 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 302 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 254 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $133,971 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 120 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Paw2k | 78% | 9 |
| #6 | Deadass22k | 75% | 4 |
| #7 | dazOr <3 | 67% | 3 |
| #8 | inz | 60% | 5 |
| #9 | siKH^ | 60% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Paw2k | 4 | 0.0234 |
| #2 | Deadass22k | 3 | 0.0385 |
| #3 | inz | 1 | 0.0101 |
| #4 | Broomy92 | 1 | 0.0154 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dazOr <3 | 20 | 0.32 | 1 min |
| #2 | siKH^ | 18 | 0.18 | 0 min |
| #3 | Rick Gold | 16 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | inz | 6 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | Broomy92 | 4 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Broomy92 | +4.31 | 81 | 64 |
| #2 | Dougpool | +3.37 | 85 | 51 |
| #3 | Re0n_ | +2.27 | 64 | 63 |
| #4 | inz | +1.93 | 55 | 54 |
| #5 | Rick Gold | +1.48 | 69 | 64 |





