








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 270 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 206 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 80 matches | ||
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4296 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,225 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6883 | 36% |
| Smokes | 5106 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2464 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 4772 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,348,788 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 630 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GeneralKurre | 50% | 34 |
| #2 | Jupe G | 50% | 46 |
| #3 | Tex Willer | 48% | 194 |
| #4 | Ars1 | 48% | 27 |
| #5 | Niko | 47% | 169 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Jupe G | 50% | 46 |
| #3 | Tex Willer | 48% | 194 |
| #4 | Ars1 | 48% | 27 |
| #5 | Niko | 47% | 169 |
| #6 | Ministermies | 45% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tex Willer | 12 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Niko | 9 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | GeneralKurre | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | Ministermies | 2 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tex Willer | 624 | 0.15 | 19 min |
| #2 | Niko | 596 | 0.17 | 15 min |
| #3 | Jupe G | 126 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | GeneralKurre | 98 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | Ministermies | 67 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GeneralKurre | +1.60 | 63 | 78 |
| #2 | Jupe G | +1.01 | 74 | 61 |
| #3 | Tex Willer | +0.98 | 66 | 72 |
| #4 | eräjorma | +0.29 | 61 | 68 |
| #5 | Niko | +0.19 | 73 | 66 |





