








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 173 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 63 matches | ||
| Premier | 25 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1209 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,714 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 842 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1021 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1007 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 844 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $329,850 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 255 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LilleBRG | 63% | 8 |
| #2 | Patricio | 58% | 12 |
| #3 | darN | 57% | 14 |
| #4 | Ellicit | 56% | 16 |
| #5 | Señor Vacツ | 56% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Ellicit | 56% | 16 |
| #5 | Señor Vacツ | 56% | 9 |
| #6 | swordiee | 52% | 29 |
| #7 | GalaxyHappy7 | 50% | 6 |
| #8 | Frozen | 48% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ellicit | 1 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | GalaxyHappy7 | 1 | 0.0103 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | swordiee | 113 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #2 | Ellicit | 71 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #3 | Frozen | 68 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | Patricio | 56 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #5 | Señor Vacツ | 47 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frozen | +2.42 | 79 | 61 |
| #2 | ACJ dislocation grade 5 | +1.39 | 76 | 62 |
| #3 | Patricio | +1.01 | 73 | 68 |
| #4 | LilleBRG | +0.96 | 91 | 49 |
| #5 | GalaxyHappy7 | +0.01 | 88 | 74 |





