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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
269 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 648 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 157 | 24% |
| Smokes | 103 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 177 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 211 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $253,749 of utility $246 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 162 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | John Widen | 41% | 22 |
| #2 | Ludwig Loodbig | 40% | 35 |
| #3 | liùliùliù | 31% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | John Widen | 41% | 22 |
| #2 | Ludwig Loodbig | 40% | 35 |
| #3 | liùliùliù | 31% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ludwig Loodbig | 21 | 0.0329 |
| #2 | John Widen | 10 | 0.0251 |
| #3 | liùliùliù | 4 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | liùliùliù | 105 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #2 | John Widen | 80 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #3 | Ludwig Loodbig | 29 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | liùliùliù | +2.31 | 79 | 61 |
| #2 | Ludwig Loodbig | +2.29 | 77 | 19 |
| #3 | John Widen | +1.63 | 75 | 50 |
| #4 | zhoiker | -2.90 | 41 | 38 |





