








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 96 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 151 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2273 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,496 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1577 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1399 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1243 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1277 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $392,937 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 65 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AddyMan | 67% | 21 |
| #2 | Dev | 43% | 61 |
| #3 | shmoe | 36% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AddyMan | 67% | 21 |
| #2 | Dev | 43% | 61 |
| #3 | shmoe | 36% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dev | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | shmoe | 2 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | AddyMan | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dev | 97 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #2 | AddyMan | 39 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | shmoe | 33 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AddyMan | +1.67 | 73 | 57 |
| #2 | fishladder | +1.41 | 54 | 46 |
| #3 | Dev | +0.63 | 75 | 59 |
| #4 | shmoe | -0.59 | 73 | 51 |





