








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 255 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 243 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2594 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,257 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2626 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2124 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3484 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 2023 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $652,398 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 161 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Limbazu_Piens | 57% | 70 |
| #2 | Hugh Janus | 54% | 83 |
| #3 | Suncis | 53% | 123 |
| #4 | TAGS | 52% | 21 |
| #5 | Tony Pepperoni | 52% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NoTi' | 14 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Fabio | 9 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Jenny Tal1a | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Limbazu_Piens | 5 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | Suncis | 4 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NoTi' | 528 | 0.08 | 13 min |
| #2 | Suncis | 287 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | Fabio | 219 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #4 | Jenny Tal1a | 212 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #5 | DEKSTERS | 173 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fabio | +5.40 | 90 | 55 |
| #2 | Limbazu_Piens | +5.06 | 89 | 52 |
| #3 | TAGS | +4.69 | 92 | 47 |
| #4 | Yağız Zİya Baba Turk Mutfagİ | +3.49 | 88 | 56 |
| #5 | Tony Pepperoni | +2.88 | 92 | 59 |





