








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 378 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 226 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3169 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,196 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1954 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2023 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1882 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1337 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,286,254 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 699 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bobo The Walrus | 20 | 0.0208 |
| #2 | Bobo The Walrus | 17 | 0.0264 |
| #3 | ggeudebo | 10 | 0.0240 |
| #4 | tj | 5 | 0.0097 |
| #5 | austin | 3 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tj | +4.52 | 74 | 57 |
| #2 | austin | +1.70 | 66 | 46 |
| #3 | Comradezoned | +0.62 | 32 | 50 |
| #4 | Bobo The Walrus | +0.50 | 37 | 59 |
| #5 | Bobo The Walrus | -0.42 | 33 | 72 |





