








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 595 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 128 matches | ||
| Premier | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3925 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,383 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3672 | 39% |
| Smokes | 1819 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1989 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1903 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,099,670 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 537 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DR | 13 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | ur fkn pop | 10 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | ohai | 6 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | rona | 4 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | florp | 3 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DR | 520 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| #2 | ur fkn pop | 370 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #3 | florp | 275 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #4 | ohai | 254 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #5 | Zaris | 236 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ur fkn pop | +3.02 | 86 | 67 |
| #2 | rona | +2.08 | 83 | 57 |
| #3 | ohai | +2.03 | 96 | 49 |
| #4 | the forensic evidence | +1.89 | 82 | 58 |
| #5 | ZaF | +1.45 | 79 | 55 |





