








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 659 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 93 matches | ||
| Premier | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5870 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,807 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3494 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4314 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4583 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3416 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,278,326 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 59 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ludwiczek | 66% | 29 |
| #2 | DicKo | 64% | 102 |
| #3 | Diego Mango | 62% | 29 |
| #4 | fredi-kamionka | 59% | 46 |
| #5 | monster | 56% | 357 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | §M§ | +3.21 | 84 | 65 |
| #2 | DicKo | +2.85 | 91 | 52 |
| #3 | monster | +1.85 | 84 | 76 |
| #4 | Ludwiczek | +1.80 | 79 | 68 |
| #5 | Diego Mango | +0.79 | 72 | 54 |





