








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 461 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 234 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 55 matches | ||
| Premier | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5260 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,667 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6172 | 39% |
| Smokes | 1509 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 4459 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3527 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $997,890 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 639 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Matr | 67% | 24 |
| #2 | Diego Mango | 57% | 118 |
| #3 | Bony420 | 56% | 34 |
| #4 | §M§ | 55% | 47 |
| #5 | monster | 54% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿ SKINS | 23 | 0.0164 |
| #2 | Cirdom | 5 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | monster | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Diego Mango | 490 | 0.19 | 14 min |
| #2 | fredi-kamionka | 436 | 0.35 | 13 min |
| #3 | monster | 330 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #4 | ♿ SKINS | 318 | 0.23 | 8 min |
| #5 | Teckn1ne | 189 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | §M§ | +1.87 | 87 | 67 |
| #2 | EKTAZYY | +1.80 | 83 | 63 |
| #3 | monster | +1.51 | 80 | 79 |
| #4 | 02 | +1.02 | 74 | 76 |
| #5 | Matr | +0.85 | 52 | 58 |





