








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 96 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




87 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1402 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,534 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 607 | 17% |
| Smokes | 929 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1527 | 43% |
| Molotovs | 471 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $278,129 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 407 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fr0ge Detect0r | 48% | 96 |
| #2 | Smileyツ | 44% | 123 |
| #3 | Snarp | 41% | 195 |
| #4 | Ludwig Reviers | 34% | 47 |
| #5 | ConfusedSchizophrenic | 22% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fr0ge Detect0r | 48% | 96 |
| #2 | Smileyツ | 44% | 123 |
| #3 | Snarp | 41% | 195 |
| #4 | Ludwig Reviers | 34% | 47 |
| #5 | ConfusedSchizophrenic | 22% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smileyツ | 133 | 0.0551 |
| #2 | Snarp | 105 | 0.0272 |
| #3 | ConfusedSchizophrenic | 51 | 0.0719 |
| #4 | Fr0ge Detect0r | 31 | 0.0164 |
| #5 | Ludwig Reviers | 7 | 0.0078 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smileyツ | 394 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #2 | Snarp | 249 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #3 | Fr0ge Detect0r | 115 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | Ludwig Reviers | 13 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #5 | ConfusedSchizophrenic | 9 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smileyツ | +7.64 | 82 | 56 |
| #2 | Fr0ge Detect0r | -0.01 | 29 | 31 |
| #3 | Snarp | -0.12 | 68 | 22 |
| #4 | DoppyTheElv | -1.11 | 44 | 33 |
| #5 | ConfusedSchizophrenic | -3.64 | 27 | 19 |





