








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 265 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 209 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1061 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,479 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 935 | 14% |
| Smokes | 1970 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1324 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2250 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,120,664 of utility $205 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jessica | 59% | 22 |
| #2 | Dobberd Leden | 47% | 15 |
| #3 | IBrain14 | 45% | 80 |
| #4 | Michigan | 41% | 105 |
| #5 | z3ntmusic | 41% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | IBrain14 | 45% | 80 |
| #4 | Michigan | 41% | 105 |
| #5 | z3ntmusic | 41% | 105 |
| #6 | Happy Vagio | 41% | 27 |
| #7 | Yahikoxx | 40% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IBrain14 | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | z3ntmusic | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Happy Vagio | 3 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | Jessica | 3 | 0.0067 |
| #5 | Yahikoxx | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | z3ntmusic | 255 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #2 | Yahikoxx | 169 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | IBrain14 | 94 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | Michigan | 55 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | Happy Vagio | 45 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jessica | +6.83 | 76 | 66 |
| #2 | Dobberd Leden | +5.96 | 79 | 74 |
| #3 | IBrain14 | +5.32 | 71 | 67 |
| #4 | Happy Vagio | +4.21 | 79 | 56 |
| #5 | Michigan | -0.84 | 66 | 44 |





