








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 301 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 322 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 99 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3356 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,910 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2796 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2524 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2358 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3232 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,396,055 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 403 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | italia | 56% | 48 |
| #2 | drinsover | 49% | 79 |
| #3 | urielton | 49% | 309 |
| #4 | fã do colo | 48% | 157 |
| #5 | lobo pidao | 48% | 282 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | fã do colo | 48% | 157 |
| #5 | lobo pidao | 48% | 282 |
| #6 | dns | 45% | 22 |
| #7 | Rebores | 45% | 261 |
| #8 | Puff [Cpt. Gancho] | 42% | 185 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | urielton | 56 | 0.0084 |
| #2 | Puff [Cpt. Gancho] | 24 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | Rebores | 15 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | fã do colo | 13 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | lobo pidao | 9 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | urielton | 1235 | 0.19 | 40 min |
| #2 | lobo pidao | 546 | 0.09 | 13 min |
| #3 | Rebores | 546 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #4 | Puff [Cpt. Gancho] | 525 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #5 | fã do colo | 338 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | urielton | +1.99 | 66 | 70 |
| #2 | italia | +0.72 | 54 | 60 |
| #3 | Alez | +0.38 | 56 | 55 |
| #4 | lobo pidao | +0.27 | 63 | 48 |
| #5 | fã do colo | -0.09 | 65 | 63 |





