








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 117 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 226 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2092 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,140 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2765 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2304 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1866 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2205 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $807,609 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 222 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | italia | 50% | 28 |
| #2 | Alez | 49% | 79 |
| #3 | urielton | 48% | 124 |
| #4 | lobo pidao | 48% | 89 |
| #5 | fã do colo | 46% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | urielton | 48% | 124 |
| #4 | lobo pidao | 48% | 89 |
| #5 | fã do colo | 46% | 46 |
| #6 | Rebores | 46% | 92 |
| #7 | Puff [Cpt. Gancho] | 45% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | urielton | 20 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | Puff [Cpt. Gancho] | 8 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | Rebores | 7 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | fã do colo | 5 | 0.0051 |
| #5 | lobo pidao | 4 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | urielton | 490 | 0.19 | 15 min |
| #2 | Alez | 218 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #3 | Rebores | 168 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | lobo pidao | 167 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | Puff [Cpt. Gancho] | 158 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | urielton | +2.00 | 67 | 70 |
| #2 | Alez | +0.48 | 61 | 51 |
| #3 | lobo pidao | +0.45 | 62 | 51 |
| #4 | fã do colo | +0.35 | 68 | 60 |
| #5 | italia | -0.23 | 48 | 59 |





