








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1348 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 247 matches | ||
| Premier | 165 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9084 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,290 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10337 | 33% |
| Smokes | 5568 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 9993 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 5392 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,277,083 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1843 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | /STRDST/ | 105 | 0.0305 |
| #2 | Cyrocel | 50 | 0.0197 |
| #3 | ✪ G0dFuIL | 37 | 0.0092 |
| #4 | fgring0 | 27 | 0.0121 |
| #5 | karm3n | 19 | 0.0093 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F!N!CS | 450 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| #2 | Anouar99 | 412 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #3 | Cyrocel | 400 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #4 | Just BB | 235 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #5 | zel | 205 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zel | +3.61 | 64 | 53 |
| #2 | /STRDST/ | +2.76 | 52 | 20 |
| #3 | Just BB | +2.75 | 63 | 44 |
| #4 | Just PooPoo | +2.43 | 75 | 60 |
| #5 | Cyrocel | +1.61 | 48 | 61 |





