








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 525 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 129 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1273 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,567 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2043 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1674 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1419 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1431 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,231,658 of utility $275 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 129 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DAceSPisco | 64% | 14 |
| #2 | HE4THEN | 52% | 54 |
| #3 | ✪ Beuthner -144hz | 52% | 97 |
| #4 | tmbo | 49% | 53 |
| #5 | chuckz | 48% | 179 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chuckz | 553 | 0.15 | 15 min |
| #2 | tmbo | 288 | 0.25 | 7 min |
| #3 | HE4THEN | 210 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #4 | ✪ Beuthner -144hz | 146 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | DAceSPisco | 97 | 0.33 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chuckz | +2.45 | 74 | 72 |
| #2 | HE4THEN | +1.78 | 74 | 58 |
| #3 | ✪ Beuthner -144hz | +1.25 | 61 | 49 |
| #4 | tmbo | +0.79 | 64 | 61 |
| #5 | DAceSPisco | -2.72 | 48 | 72 |





