








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 311 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 42 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
794 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,168 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1211 | 38% |
| Smokes | 749 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 736 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 472 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $234,184 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 141 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HE4THEN | 75% | 8 |
| #2 | ✪ Beuthner -144hz | 57% | 40 |
| #3 | DAceSPisco | 55% | 11 |
| #4 | chuckz | 52% | 71 |
| #5 | darko | 49% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HE4THEN | 75% | 8 |
| #2 | ✪ Beuthner -144hz | 57% | 40 |
| #3 | DAceSPisco | 55% | 11 |
| #4 | chuckz | 52% | 71 |
| #5 | darko | 49% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Beuthner -144hz | 3 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | chuckz | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | HE4THEN | 2 | 0.0122 |
| #4 | DAceSPisco | 1 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chuckz | 243 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #2 | darko | 155 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #3 | DAceSPisco | 64 | 0.31 | 2 min |
| #4 | ✪ Beuthner -144hz | 59 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | HE4THEN | 26 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chuckz | +2.11 | 72 | 72 |
| #2 | ✪ Beuthner -144hz | +1.31 | 63 | 48 |
| #3 | HE4THEN | +1.22 | 72 | 60 |
| #4 | tmbo | +0.34 | 64 | 60 |
| #5 | DAceSPisco | -2.37 | 37 | 66 |





