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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 135 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 143 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1908 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,983 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 125 | 6% |
| Smokes | 576 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 702 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 580 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $104,293 of utility $18 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1248 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | trinidart01 | 47% | 17 |
| #2 | Al Gorro | 46% | 24 |
| #3 | Robert Shmurda III | 45% | 38 |
| #4 | Big Slug of Water | 44% | 18 |
| #5 | RcxdLemonZ | 44% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Big Slug of Water | 44% | 18 |
| #5 | RcxdLemonZ | 44% | 96 |
| #6 | Jimal Post Prime | 39% | 99 |
| #7 | H.U.N.K.y | 36% | 33 |
| #8 | Jith | 32% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jimal Post Prime | 13 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | Robert Shmurda III | 10 | 0.0126 |
| #3 | Al Gorro | 9 | 0.0184 |
| #4 | RcxdLemonZ | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Jith | 4 | 0.0104 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jimal Post Prime | 196 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #2 | RcxdLemonZ | 161 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | H.U.N.K.y | 77 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | Robert Shmurda III | 47 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | Al Gorro | 34 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Robert Shmurda III | +1.32 | 70 | 48 |
| #2 | Jimal Post Prime | +0.72 | 39 | 49 |
| #3 | Jith | +0.46 | 65 | 46 |
| #4 | Fartman5117 | -0.24 | 20 | 9 |
| #5 | Big Slug of Water | -0.63 | 53 | 30 |





