








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 93 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
378 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,021 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 498 | 25% |
| Smokes | 594 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 410 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 519 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $113,743 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 27 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | `raGGa.bwG | 89% | 9 |
| #2 | Lilo | 80% | 5 |
| #3 | fisteN | 67% | 3 |
| #4 | -.z0kZZ | 62% | 13 |
| #5 | Eat ass die fast | 55% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eat ass die fast | 3 | 0.0120 |
| #2 | `raGGa.bwG | 2 | 0.0110 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -.z0kZZ | 44 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #2 | Eat ass die fast | 33 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #3 | Fennix | 28 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #4 | Lilo | 20 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #5 | Kaito *Razer #FUCKLIFE | 18 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lilo | +2.01 | 76 | 60 |
| #2 | Boun7y | +0.40 | 79 | 72 |
| #3 | `raGGa.bwG | +0.06 | 51 | 47 |
| #4 | oXX1d ッ | -0.20 | 86 | 51 |
| #5 | -.z0kZZ | -0.24 | 67 | 57 |





