








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 475 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 289 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3809 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,675 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4780 | 38% |
| Smokes | 3630 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2036 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2229 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,188,984 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1710 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hentai is Art | 62% | 34 |
| #2 | hudg | 54% | 26 |
| #3 | fezsada | 51% | 86 |
| #4 | Lost | 48% | 264 |
| #5 | Lingunni | 48% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | irisada | 41% | 70 |
| #10 | KK-BOOM | 41% | 153 |
| #11 | Buskin | 40% | 121 |
| #12 | Ben Quadinaros | 39% | 61 |
| #13 | SnowDayz | 32% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KK-BOOM | 37 | 0.0117 |
| #2 | Lost | 22 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | Lingunni | 19 | 0.0105 |
| #4 | Buskin | 12 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | m1 | 10 | 0.0109 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lost | 809 | 0.14 | 23 min |
| #2 | KK-BOOM | 336 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | Buskin | 289 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #4 | irisada | 233 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #5 | Shy | 220 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hentai is Art | +3.62 | 75 | 53 |
| #2 | hudg | +2.72 | 83 | 55 |
| #3 | m1 | +2.71 | 87 | 65 |
| #4 | Lingunni | +2.02 | 74 | 56 |
| #5 | Lost | +1.26 | 81 | 64 |





