








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 270 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 229 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4299 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,018 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1598 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1037 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 2695 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 1688 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $139,845 of utility $15 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 36 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sauna Timo | 45% | 33 |
| #2 | Mira | 44% | 116 |
| #3 | Bob | 44% | 66 |
| #4 | TuttiFrutti | 42% | 24 |
| #5 | 🅱🅾🅾🆂🆃🅴🅳🅱🅾🅸🆉 | 42% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sauna Timo | 45% | 33 |
| #2 | Mira | 44% | 116 |
| #3 | Bob | 44% | 66 |
| #4 | TuttiFrutti | 42% | 24 |
| #5 | 🅱🅾🅾🆂🆃🅴🅳🅱🅾🅸🆉 | 42% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🅱🅾🅾🆂🆃🅴🅳🅱🅾🅸🆉 | 7 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | Mira | 6 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Bob | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Sauna Timo | 2 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bob | 252 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #2 | 🅱🅾🅾🆂🆃🅴🅳🅱🅾🅸🆉 | 167 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #3 | Sauna Timo | 99 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | TuttiFrutti | 73 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | Mira | 2 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sauna Timo | +2.54 | 56 | 65 |
| #2 | Bob | +1.65 | 62 | 55 |
| #3 | Appii | +0.14 | 45 | 40 |
| #4 | 🅱🅾🅾🆂🆃🅴🅳🅱🅾🅸🆉 | -1.28 | 26 | 59 |
| #5 | TuttiFrutti | -1.66 | 56 | 58 |





