








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 11 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1012 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,184 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 150 | 13% |
| Smokes | 268 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 413 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 353 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $109,895 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Boibeanz | 100% | 4 |
| #2 | Bruz | 83% | 6 |
| #3 | jks_fan_2004 | 78% | 23 |
| #4 | Insect | 78% | 9 |
| #5 | rogeR[dd] | 75% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | axn- | 64% | 11 |
| #12 | SpittinLlama | 63% | 19 |
| #13 | rise | 60% | 5 |
| #14 | i drive... | 60% | 5 |
| #15 | tony | 50% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SpittinLlama | 4 | 0.0123 |
| #2 | r | 3 | 0.0114 |
| #3 | Hysic | 1 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ﻝﮞ | +4.37 | 94 | 45 |
| #2 | tony | +3.41 | 66 | 63 |
| #3 | Insect | +2.76 | 83 | 62 |
| #4 | Bruz | +2.39 | 69 | 71 |
| #5 | jks_fan_2004 | +2.33 | 88 | 59 |





