








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 104 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 40 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
511 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,277 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 258 | 20% |
| Smokes | 241 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 417 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 361 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $307,816 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frog collector | 67% | 18 |
| #2 | Clayton Bigsby | 57% | 30 |
| #3 | Jeremy Fragrance | 50% | 14 |
| #4 | EdgarAllanChode | 46% | 13 |
| #5 | Valstailei | 43% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Jeremy Fragrance | 50% | 14 |
| #4 | EdgarAllanChode | 46% | 13 |
| #5 | Valstailei | 43% | 44 |
| #6 | afflix | 40% | 5 |
| #7 | armycat | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Clayton Bigsby | 2 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | frog collector | 2 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | Valstailei | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | armycat | 1 | 0.0069 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Clayton Bigsby | 67 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #2 | Valstailei | 55 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | Jeremy Fragrance | 50 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | frog collector | 45 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | EdgarAllanChode | 27 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | afflix | +5.03 | 88 | 72 |
| #2 | frog collector | +4.85 | 75 | 62 |
| #3 | EdgarAllanChode | +2.90 | 84 | 65 |
| #4 | Clayton Bigsby | +1.15 | 66 | 61 |
| #5 | Jeremy Fragrance | +0.80 | 58 | 59 |





