








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 90 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 151 matches | ||
| Premier | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2589 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,831 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2685 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2419 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 3114 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3613 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,104,657 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 121 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | obi x/ | 65% | 20 |
| #2 | Akatixxc | 52% | 102 |
| #3 | Pete | 50% | 246 |
| #4 | Witsand | 49% | 61 |
| #5 | Rassukka | 49% | 301 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rassukka | 1426 | 0.22 | 38 min |
| #2 | Akatixxc | 293 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #3 | Pete | 167 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| #4 | Witsand | 143 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | obi x/ | 60 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | obi x/ | +3.62 | 75 | 69 |
| #2 | Witsand | +2.32 | 77 | 66 |
| #3 | Rassukka | +0.55 | 79 | 72 |
| #4 | Pete | +0.37 | 69 | 53 |
| #5 | Akatixxc | -0.54 | 63 | 68 |





