








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1155 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 280 matches | ||
| Faceit | 37 matches | ||
| Esplay | 12 matches | 2,171 | |
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4594 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,552 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2759 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2986 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3131 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2676 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,163,051 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 394 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Willeb | 85% | 27 |
| #2 | xantosz | 62% | 39 |
| #3 | tjackat | 54% | 71 |
| #4 | Exx0♠ | 53% | 36 |
| #5 | GoatXela4 Inferno=loose | 52% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xantosz | 6 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | GoatXela4 Inferno=loose | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | tjackat | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | Exx0♠ | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Flytande Flax | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GeXxO^ | 282 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| #2 | xantosz | 160 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #3 | Willeb | 147 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| #4 | GoatXela4 Inferno=loose | 119 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | tjackat | 95 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ kstrm | +2.89 | 84 | 61 |
| #2 | Willeb | +2.67 | 83 | 75 |
| #3 | GeXxO^ | +1.92 | 92 | 74 |
| #4 | tjackat | +0.45 | 90 | 65 |
| #5 | xantosz | +0.30 | 89 | 63 |





