








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1869 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 837 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 97 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10559 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,700 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10746 | 35% |
| Smokes | 5426 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 7558 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 6970 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,079,458 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 437 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Quack嘎嘎 | 53% | 232 |
| #11 | Bruman | 50% | 158 |
| #12 | Onix | 49% | 49 |
| #13 | :D | 48% | 93 |
| #14 | Totimeister | 44% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bruman | 23 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | SloppY | 23 | 0.0159 |
| #3 | Quack嘎嘎 | 18 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | Phr33k | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Buzzd | 4 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Totimeister | +1.57 | 68 | 54 |
| #2 | SloppY | +1.53 | 63 | 58 |
| #3 | Buzzd | +1.47 | 48 | 41 |
| #4 | BombVoyage | +1.13 | 70 | 65 |
| #5 | Bruman | +0.97 | 56 | 69 |





