








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 559 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 163 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




211 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5231 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,556 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5050 | 35% |
| Smokes | 3049 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3324 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3133 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,851,124 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 279 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Archimedes - Go Faze | 67% | 55 |
| #2 | Knights | 62% | 86 |
| #3 | Stonky | 57% | 28 |
| #4 | enraged_buttplug | 52% | 336 |
| #5 | Binky Winky | 50% | 220 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Knights | +4.87 | 86 | 62 |
| #2 | ThunderNZ | +1.58 | 77 | 59 |
| #3 | Archimedes - Go Faze | +1.03 | 49 | 62 |
| #4 | enraged_buttplug | +0.83 | 76 | 45 |
| #5 | Stonky | +0.77 | 65 | 61 |





