








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 198 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 43 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
922 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,573 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 392 | 25% |
| Smokes | 299 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 651 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 231 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $413,797 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 31 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nijo 🆂🅴🆂🅷♛ | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Gesuel l'esorcist | 2 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | ᴛᴏxɪᴄ ɪᴅғᴄ 𝓊𝓃𝓀𝓃𝓍𝓌𝓃 | 2 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | Storm | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Silent | 1 | 0.0066 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nijo 🆂🅴🆂🅷♛ | 94 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #2 | Storm | 56 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | ᴛᴏxɪᴄ ɪᴅғᴄ 𝓊𝓃𝓀𝓃𝓍𝓌𝓃 | 51 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | 𝙎 𝙞 𝙡 𝙫 黄泉 | 41 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | Silent | 25 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝙎 𝙞 𝙡 𝙫 黄泉 | +2.24 | 75 | 44 |
| #2 | Maxi | +1.63 | 69 | 44 |
| #3 | Nijo 🆂🅴🆂🅷♛ | +1.11 | 70 | 67 |
| #4 | ᴛᴏxɪᴄ ɪᴅғᴄ 𝓊𝓃𝓀𝓃𝓍𝓌𝓃 | +0.53 | 60 | 54 |
| #5 | MrsStep CS.PRO | +0.40 | 59 | 57 |





