








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 982 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 46 matches | ||
| Wingman | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2733 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,182 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2268 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2134 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 723 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 2057 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,432,228 of utility $248 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 879 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gosh | 59% | 82 |
| #2 | Mowgli | 56% | 25 |
| #3 | Kett | 56% | 36 |
| #4 | Breeze | 55% | 55 |
| #5 | dio | 54% | 304 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Beaver | +2.54 | 81 | 60 |
| #2 | big donger | +1.96 | 58 | 40 |
| #3 | gosh | +1.21 | 85 | 52 |
| #4 | dio | +0.17 | 68 | 23 |
| #5 | Kett | +0.04 | 74 | 62 |





