








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 190 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 45 matches | ||
| Premier | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1769 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,535 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2202 | 40% |
| Smokes | 1571 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 980 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 782 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $477,162 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 92 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⌘ Morvo ⌘ | 68% | 19 |
| #2 | Lil Nutsack | 61% | 18 |
| #3 | Flex Master | WOLFPACK | 53% | 30 |
| #4 | kon | 48% | 21 |
| #5 | horjua | 44% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Lil Nutsack | 61% | 18 |
| #3 | Flex Master | WOLFPACK | 53% | 30 |
| #4 | kon | 48% | 21 |
| #5 | horjua | 44% | 34 |
| #6 | Parker | 43% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Parker | 6 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | horjua | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Parker | 193 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #2 | Flex Master | WOLFPACK | 179 | 0.25 | 5 min |
| #3 | ⌘ Morvo ⌘ | 117 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #4 | kon | 102 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #5 | horjua | 98 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flex Master | WOLFPACK | +1.86 | 77 | 68 |
| #2 | kon | +1.58 | 82 | 68 |
| #3 | dru | +1.17 | 71 | 53 |
| #4 | ⌘ Morvo ⌘ | +0.81 | 64 | 68 |
| #5 | horjua | -0.01 | 59 | 66 |





