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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 28 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
400 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,395 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 200 | 14% |
| Smokes | 541 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 235 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 419 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $540,016 of utility $320 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 24 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bocc.exe v0.1.9 (Pre-Alpha) | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | matthew4152 | 57% | 7 |
| #3 | lepNUMS | 48% | 23 |
| #4 | sweb | 45% | 42 |
| #5 | A stupid moonkin | 45% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | A stupid moonkin | +4.55 | 80 | 54 |
| #2 | Bocc.exe v0.1.9 (Pre-Alpha) | +2.68 | 73 | 78 |
| #3 | lepNUMS | +1.24 | 40 | 41 |
| #4 | Kellzar ☛☚ | +0.58 | 51 | 54 |
| #5 | matthew4152 | -0.09 | 67 | 38 |





