








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1281 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 170 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2493 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,797 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2632 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2496 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1393 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1276 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,018,896 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 322 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Twitson | 50% | 14 |
| #2 | Kellzar ☛☚ | 48% | 201 |
| #3 | Send me cases so i can unbox | 47% | 15 |
| #4 | Bocc.exe v0.1.9 (Pre-Alpha) | 46% | 24 |
| #5 | sweb | 45% | 142 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kellzar ☛☚ | 606 | 0.14 | 15 min |
| #2 | sweb | 362 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #3 | lepNUMS | 156 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #4 | Bocc.exe v0.1.9 (Pre-Alpha) | 115 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #5 | WHAMwich | 53 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | A stupid moonkin | +3.34 | 74 | 56 |
| #2 | Bocc.exe v0.1.9 (Pre-Alpha) | +0.34 | 72 | 68 |
| #3 | lepNUMS | +0.15 | 43 | 49 |
| #4 | Kellzar ☛☚ | -0.06 | 50 | 56 |
| #5 | Send me cases so i can unbox | -0.63 | 63 | 62 |





