








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 638 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 402 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4264 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,957 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7323 | 33% |
| Smokes | 6820 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2565 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 5249 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $643,207 of utility $60 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 98 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Eindraco ✩ | 55% | 49 |
| #2 | Buddymaster | 51% | 156 |
| #3 | kepecirit | 49% | 253 |
| #4 | Si Botak | 48% | 119 |
| #5 | Kenzo | 48% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Hīrō | 46% | 95 |
| #9 | skyLneee | 45% | 71 |
| #10 | DewaMax | 43% | 28 |
| #11 | i3nu | 38% | 58 |
| #12 | Proxy | 34% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Si Botak | 10 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | kepecirit | 9 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Buddymaster | 8 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Kenzo | 5 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | Hīrō | 3 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kepecirit | 645 | 0.12 | 15 min |
| #2 | Buddymaster | 612 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| #3 | Amo | 336 | 0.23 | 8 min |
| #4 | skyLneee | 269 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #5 | Kenzo | 262 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Eindraco ✩ | +2.85 | 72 | 42 |
| #2 | kepecirit | +1.30 | 31 | 53 |
| #3 | Amo | +1.24 | 50 | 77 |
| #4 | skyLneee | +0.50 | 47 | 67 |
| #5 | Hīrō | +0.40 | 59 | 37 |





