








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 694 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 332 matches | ||
| Faceit | 242 matches | ||
| Wingman | 146 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10447 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,953 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4796 | 18% |
| Smokes | 9396 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 7543 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 4218 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,571,532 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 352 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | berba.tov | 51% | 115 |
| #7 | FeroxTOO | 51% | 719 |
| #8 | dload22 | 49% | 132 |
| #9 | Kqualle | 46% | 84 |
| #10 | Edlvy | 42% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FeroxTOO | 37 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Kqualle | 6 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | chypeR | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | dload22 | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Edlvy | 3 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prilano | +3.66 | 86 | 65 |
| #2 | berba.tov | +1.15 | 62 | 59 |
| #3 | chypeR | +0.05 | 80 | 66 |
| #4 | S1GG3Z DER KURFÜRST | -0.11 | 50 | 67 |
| #5 | FeroxTOO | -0.85 | 58 | 57 |





